Vann’s for Christmas: A Song by Blake Garther

Here are them there words:

On the blog for Vann’s today, we’re gonna spread the Christmas cheer.
Singin’ loud and singin’ proud, for the good little ones to hear.
But now your last minute panic is turning into fear.
Fear not, ‘cuz Vann’s has got the gear.

‘Cuz you know I want it all,
But I really hate the mall…

I wanna go to Vann’s for Christmas,
‘Cuz they got their hands all up on my wishlist.
And I need a plan that isn’t fictitious,
I need to go to Vann’s for Christmas.

Hate to bring you down and all, but we got Santa beat.
Just saying, I’m pretty sure Elves cant make LCDs.
I did hear an Elf CD, but it wasn’t quite legit.
When it comes to making trains, they know their stuff.

I wanna go to Vann’s for Christmas
‘Cuz they got their hands all up on my wishlist
And I need a plan that isn’t fictitious,
I need to go to Vann’s for Christmas