Vann’s, Montana’s employee owned-electronics and appliance store, is showing its dedication to alternative energy sources this April. Starting on the first of this month, Vann’s will be using “Alfie the Affenpinscher” to power its Missoula facilities.
“Have you ever seen one of those little things? Yapping and jumping all the time!” said company spokeswoman Ima Pseudonym. “We decided to just take one of those yappy dogs and rig ‘em to a hamster wheel,” continued Miss Pseudonym.
Industry insiders are all atwitter about this breakthrough, but don’t have the character to be quoted.
After successful tests of what Vann’s, Montana’s employee owned-electronics and appliance store, is dubbing “Affenpinscher Power Revolutions Initiative (Limited)” it will begin to roll out similar measures in other stores as part of an initiative for “Full Operation Of Landbased Stores.”
Employees of Vann’s online electronics and appliance store are excited for the change.
“I’m excited for the change,” said one employee of Vann’s online electronics and appliance store.