Ah, 50 years. Such a landmark time for any company. Through the dot-com burst, the recession, and countless other atrocities, Vann’s has prevailed. They’ve seen the Walkman introduced in 1979, the Commodore 64 in 1982, the Gameboy 1989, the release of the Palm Pilot in 1996, and the public release of the GPS in 2000. Safe to say, they’ve seen some stuff.
50 years ago, or in 1961 for those of you too lazy to count, Yuri Gagarin became first human in space! I mean, that russian partyhat only orbited the planet once, but he was still in space. Ken and Barbie met… a landmark relationship to say the least. They’re still together even! I just hope you guys don’t feel so bad about being old… I mean, some of the oldest people I know are old!
It doesn’t take long for one to reflect on the time they’ve spent on this earth and feel aged. Embrace it I say, it’s not a negative thing by any means. Think of it as “wrinkly clout” or something. Honestly, just because you watched the entire world’s sense of style die in a dumpster fire and resurrect itself doesn’t mean that you’re behind the ball. Vann’s has always been ahead of the game like Martha Stewart on Wall street. They’re simply the easiest and most knowledgeable place to get the gear you need, and they’ve got the good stuff. At 50 years of age, they haven’t looked better. You go girl.
Just remember… you guys aren’t 50, just 49.95, plus tax.
(Ok, so there’s no tax in Montana… but if you live in Kentucky, that’s a side-splitter.)